blt
it’s been almost a year since i last wrote about the follow your heart action network. check out the new trailer they’ve added since then. but i’m getting ahead of myself. let me start at the beginning, which was sometime around this morning.
since nbc has decided to move jay leno back to his old time slot, i understand they’re going to need some programming. jersey shore is popular, so how about a reality show from the stoney shore of the redwood sea? i mean, seriously, i’m all about BLT—Bikram Laundry Tanning, ya know what i’m saying’? my abs are all in on this too, in fact, they are now referred to as the cheese grater. well, actually, my abs are thinking of changing their nickname to the dual overhead cams. which ever one they decide on, wouldn’t you want to know what goes on in my day? BLT, yeah, i’m all that, but there’s a lot more going on, yo.
like today, it was raining all morning, do i let that get in the way of bikram? hell to the no. i got yellow raingear for days like today. honestly though, since my bike is yellow, i feel kinda silly geared up on days like today. my neighbor saw me pedaling to bikram and said “you are hardcore with the bike.” i smiled at her and her boyfriend and said, “i do this everyday, that’s how i roll!” i din’t have time to get in the blt, bikram laundry tanning, but believe me, brothers and sisters, it was in my heart.
speaking of bikram, wow, if you like a humid hot room, i got the studio for you. and on a rainy day, forget about it. i had a great class today. i was really opening up, right from the start—my right shoulder popped *twice* during pranayama! i know i’m gonna have a rad class if i can get it to pop at least once during pranayama. ah, the sound and feeling of my body repairing itself. it was a room packed with beginners, oh, and our nor cal regional champ, paul. see? i’m telling you, a reality show on my life would even have interesting people i encounter. it was cool to finally congratulate him on winning.
after class, i was super energized and anxious for a photo safari. even in the rain, i don’t care. this is how i roll, remember? i went to the post office to mail a package which might not make for exciting tv, but that’s where i saw curtis’ truck and that’s when my day got started. levi asked if i wanted him to take a picture of me and the truck, i said no, but asked if i could get a photo of him. not only did he let me take his picture, i listened to his stories for an hour. heartbreakers, i think i may have gotten a little drunk off the fumes on his breath! he told a good story though and claimed to have been in jail once with hank williams jr and with johnny cash.
after a quick ride down the street, i went to cvs and geoff asked if i could lock his bike with mine. swear i musta been drunk from levi’s breath because i was so loud when i said “no way!” i offered to watch his bike while he went into the store. “you not gonna steal it?” he asked. i told him i wouldn’t steal it if i could take his picture when he got back. i’m telling you, heartbreakers, the stoney shore is a reality show waiting to happen. see you tomorrow for more ~m
Tags: blah blah blah, leica, photo safari, portraits
